"French schools are banning the Carlton web-site" reports our international news-gathering team headed by Claire Marseille.
In a shock announcement, it has been revealed that Richard Broughton's portrayal of Evette in Fur Coat and No Knickers is too racy for even the Gallic temperament, and access to the Carlton web-site has been disabled in schools across the nation.
Is this another move by the French government to ban all imports of British Beef into their country? We should be told!
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